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It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

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There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

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I know somebody who likes you but if I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

My family has a history of high blood sugar, but I still want you even though you’re really sweet

Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.

I know why they call it a beaver, because I need some wood.

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I’ve got the buns, bring the sausage.